Research Commission: Please stop capturing Pukei-Pukeis. We already know all we wanted to know. We're running out of space to put them.
Me: Here is another Pukei-Pukei. I named him Gerald. Please hug him and let yourself be poisoned by him once and a while, he likes that, I'm off to catch another Pukei-Pukei!
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