Shout out to all my bot friends. the inorganic animals out there. Those with the eye screens, and the articulated joints, and various kinds of operating systems... you're all valid
may I bring to your attention : fuzzy horses
A friend of mine just asked me the question, "Using someone as your personal stim toy is your way of showing them how much you like them, isn't it?" and I've honestly never felt so seen in all my life.
oh my god he fucking sampled dodonpachi
I'm currently listening to a record that I would describe best as some form of breakcore, by oneohtrix point never, called "bullet hell abstractions". this seems about right.
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“They vilify us, the scoundrels do, when there is only this difference, they rob the poor under the cover of law, forsooth, and we plunder the rich under protection of our own courage; had you not better make one of us, than sneak after the asses of those villains for employment?" - Samuel Bellamy
And my brain interprets it as “eating noisily” which is one of the most truly unbearable things i can think of
It might be related to the fact that i have an extreme misophonia trigger around the sound of people eating near me
The expression “omnomnomnom” makes me VISCERALLY uncomfortable and i can’t really explain why
I often have to clear my throat a lot and i worry constantly that people think I’m trying to draw their attention to something. Also I’m terrified of drawing attention to myself in public
Shout out to everyone who’s anxious about clearing their throat or coughing in public in case somebody is gonna read it as a passive aggressive gesture and not just like, as a bodily function
Sometimes i feel guilty about using emoji instead of words but: i actually have a lot of trouble with words. It’s a blessing to be able to emote without having to agonize for several minutes over word choices, analyzing the implications of selecting one or the other or adding some punctuation or not
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