I am Done with games that combine rhythm and action/puzzle/shooter/whatever elements where the entire crux of the Music part is "press the buttons on a 4/4 beat to not die"


once upon a time i had a friend who had this awesome species & once upon a time i drew that species runnin around in snow & kinda liked how it turned out.

are you a robot or otherwise synthetic intelligence? do you love your friends? do you want a single emoji to express both of those things simultaneously?

The toot sound is like... almost exactly the sound of jumping on a koopa in SMW

*watching somebody play Super Mario World*

Wait am I getting toots

all enby friends are valid

just a lil reminder

That said, LGR and The 8-Bit Guy and Jeremy Parish and The Gaming Historian and Ashens can stay, theyโ€™re cool

@poss_bot Siri, please obliterate the youtube video entitled "Racist Mario"

OK Google, how can i block The Angry Video Game Nerd from appearing within my field of vision for the rest of time

I wish YouTube would stop recommending me videos from channels named things like โ€œRAGING NOSTALGIA ASSHOLEโ€ and โ€œEPIC RETRO NERDโ€ and whatnot

Apparently itโ€™s being written by Alex Hirsch and one of the writers from Guardians of the Galaxy and i think it looks good!!!

For some reason twitter is all hyped up about Detective Pikachu and Mastodon doesnโ€™t like it ?

RT @john_overholt@twitter.com: Turns out jigsaw puzzle makers just use the same die to cut apart different puzzles, so you can mix and match. boingboing.net/2018/11/11/this

๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿ”—: twitter.com/john_overholt/stat

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Tetris Effect is a cross between "playing tetris" and "playing a DJ set" and I love it

When you steal someone else's shitpost it's called shitpoaching

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